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While In Some Quarters It Is Felt That The Critic Is Just A Necessary Evil, Most Serious-minded, Decent, Talented Theater People Agree That The Critic Is An Unnecessary Evil.

Now The Thing About Having A Baby - And I Can't Be The First Person To Have Noticed This - Is That Thereafter You Have It.

I Feel About Airplanes The Way I Feel About Diets. It Seems To Me That They Are Wonderful Things For Other People To Go On.

Being On A Ship Is Something Like Being Pregnant. You Can Sit There And Do Absolutely Nothing But Stare At The Water And Have The Nicest Sense That You Are Accomplishing Something.

You Don't Seem To Realize That A Poor Person Who Is Unhappy Is In A Better Position Than A Rich Person Who Is Unhappy. Because The Poor Person Has Hope. He Thinks Money Would Help.