Sex Can Be Fun After

I Use The Cigar For Timing Purposes. If I Tell A Joke, I Smoke As Long As They Laugh And When They Stop Laughing I Take The Cigar Out Of My Mouth And Start My Next Joke.

I Never Go Jogging, It Makes Me Spill My Martini.

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.

It's Better To Be Happy Doing Something You Love, Even If You Don't Find Success Right Away.

I Would Read Playboy More Often, But My Glasses Keep Steaming Up.