It Takes Only One Drink

With The Collapse Of Vaudeville New Talent Has No Place To Stink.

Everyday Happiness Means Getting Up In The Morning, And You Can't Wait To Finish Your Breakfast. You Can't Wait To Do Your Exercises. You Can't Wait To Put On Your Clothes. You Can't Wait To Get Out. And You Can't Wait To Come Home, Because The Soup Is Hot.

I Don't Care What You Do For A Living. If You Love It, You Are A Success.

I Can't Afford To Die; I'd Lose Too Much Money.

Everything That Goes Up Must Come Down. But There Comes A Time When Not Everything That's Down Can Come Up.