Everyday Happiness Means You Can't

If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.

This Is The Sixth Book I've Written, Which Isn't Bad For A Guy Who's Only Read Two.

I Did Go To School - My Kind Of School. When I Was A Kid I Went Out ... And You Meet People. You Talk To Them. Anybody Says Something That Makes Sense, It Stays With You, Rubs Off On You. That Kind Of School.

It Takes Only One Drink To Get Me Drunk. The Trouble Is, I Can't Remember If It's The Thirteenth Or The Fourteenth.

Retire? I'm Going To Stay In Show Business Until I'm The Only One Left