Retire? I'm Going To Stay

People Are Always Asking Me How Much I'm Worth. Well, All I Can Say Is, I've Got Enough Money To Last Me The Rest Of My Life. As Long As I Die In The Next 20 Minutes.

Sex Has Been Around For A Long Time. You May Not Believe This, But It Was Around Before I Was.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Stoop To Tie Your Shoelaces And Wonder What Else You Could Do While You're Down There.

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.

Should I Be The One To Play God? We're Both About The Same Age, But We Grew Up In Different Neighborhoods.