Painting Does What We Cannot

I'm Still Astonished That Somebody Would Offer Me A Job And Pay Me To Do What I Wanted To Do.

If You Want A Midget To Look Like A Baby, Don’t Put A Cigar In His Mouth.

If You Make A Fool Of Yourself In Front Of A Cat, He Will Sneer At You, If You Are Sober; He Will Leave The Room If You Are Drunk. If You Make A Fool Of Yourself In Front A Dog, He Will Make A Fool Of Himself, Too.

Dell Is To A Degree In The Penalty Box Because Expectations And Probable Results Have Gotten Ratcheted Down.

When Critics Sit In Judgment It Is Hard To Tell Where Justice Leaves Off And Vengeance Begins.