If You Want A Midget

Humiliation And Indifference, These Are Conditions Every One Of Us Finds Unbearable — This Is Why The Coyote When Falling Is More Concerned With The Audience’s Opinion Of Him Than He Is With The Inevitable Result Of Too Much Gravity.

You Can't Force Inspiration. It's Like Trying To Catch A Butterfly With A Hoop But No Net. If You Keep Your Mind Open And Receptive, Though, One Day A Butterfly Will Land On Your Finger.

Comedy Is Unusual People In Real Situations; Farce Is Real People In Unusual Situations.

Everything On Saturday Morning [cartoons] Moves Alike That's One Of The Reasons It's Not Animation. The Drawings Are Different, But Everybody Acts The Same Way, Their Feet Move The Same Way, And Everybody Runs The Same Way. It Doesn't Matter Whether It's An Alligator Or A Man Or A Baby Or Anything, They All Move The Same.

If You Make A Fool Of Yourself In Front Of A Cat, He Will Sneer At You, If You Are Sober; He Will Leave The Room If You Are Drunk. If You Make A Fool Of Yourself In Front A Dog, He Will Make A Fool Of Himself, Too.