When Critics Sit In Judgment

[w]hen The Coyote Falls, He Gets Up And Brushes Himself Off; It's Preservation Of Dignity. He's Humiliated, And It Worries Him When He Ends Up Looking Like An Accordion. A Coyote Isn't Much, But It's Better Than Being An Accordion.

Artists Don't Need Criticism, Artists Need Love

If You Start With Character, You Probably Will End Up With Good Drawings.

Comedy Is Unusual People In Real Situations; Farce Is Real People In Unusual Situations.

Fog And Smog Should Not Be Confused And Are Easily Separated By Color. Fog Is About The Color Of The Insides Of An Old Split Wet Summer Cottage Mattress; Smog Is The Color And Consistency Of A Wet Potato Chip Soaked In A Motorman’s Glove.