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The Only Time A Wife Listens To Her Husband Is When He’s Asleep.

When Critics Sit In Judgment It Is Hard To Tell Where Justice Leaves Off And Vengeance Begins.

Comedy Is A Very, Very, Very Stringent Business.

The Weatherman Is Not Only Blamed For His Failure To Foretell, He Is Blamed For The Weather Itself.

All Worthwhile Endeavors Are 90% Work And 10% Love, And Only The Love Should Show.