One Time I Went To

When You Walk Up Five Flights Of Stairs At Four In The Morning, There's Definitely A Hooker Involved.

I Get No Respect. The Way My Luck Is Running, If I Was A Politician I Would Be Honest.

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.

You Don't Know Who To Believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He Said All Men Were Created Equal. He Never Went To A Nude Beach.

I Tell Ya When I Fly, I Don't Get No Respect. I Took One Of Those Cheap Flights, No Frills. I Finished Eatin' And Had To Do The Dishes.