My Wife Only Has Sex

People Seldom Live Up To Their Baby Pictures.

I Don't Get No Respect. I Called Suicide Prevention. They Tried To Talk Me Into It.

When We Got Married, The First Thing My Wife Did Was Put Everything Under Both Names - Hers And Her Mother's.

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens