My Mother Used To Rock

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Told My Mother, I'm Gonna Run Away From Home. She Said, On Your Mark.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. I Asked Him, "how Can I Get My Kite In The Air?" He Told Me To Run Off A Cliff.

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.

I'm Not A Sexy Guy. I Went To A Hooker. I Dropped My Pants. She Dropped Her Price.

When My Parents Got Divorced, There Was A Custody Fight Over Me. ... And No One Showed Up.