I've Never Been Lucky. The

My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me, The Only Thing The Parrot Knows How To Say Is, Quick Out The Window.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'