Money Can't Buy Friends, But

All I Ask Is The Chance To Prove That Money Can't Make Me Happy.

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.

Life Is A Long Agonized Illness Only Curable By Death.

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

I'm A Hero With Coward's Legs.