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In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

You Can Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time, And All The People Some Of The Time, Which Is Just Long Enough To Be President Of The United States.

General: Where Are You From? Spike: London. General: Which Part? Spike: ... Well, All Of Me.

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

God Made Nightbutman Made Darkness.