Listen, Someone's Screaming In Agony-

And God Said, 'let There Be Light' And There Was Light, But The Electricity Board Said He Would Have To Wait Until Thursday To Be Connected.

God Made Nightbutman Made Darkness.

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.

I Have The Body Of An Eighteen Year Old. I Keep It In The Fridge.