A Sure Cure For Seasickness

Many People Die Of Thirst But The Irish Are Born With One.

Money Can't Buy Friends, But You Can Get A Better Class Of Enemy.

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.

Australia, Australia, We Love You From The Heart. The Kidneys, The Liver & The Giblets Too. And Every Other Part.

I Cannot Stand Being Awake, The Pain Is Too Much.