Blessed Are The Cracked, For

Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children; The Rest Keep Dogs.

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.

I Have The Body Of An Eighteen Year Old. I Keep It In The Fridge.

The Most Difficult Book I Have Ever Read Was A Manual On The Use Of Iron Bangles By A.j. Thompson.

A Bird In The Strand Is Worth Two In Shepherds Bush