A Bird In The Strand

I'm A Hero With Coward's Legs.

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.

I Told You I Was Ill. (on His Headstone)

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.

I Thought I'd Begin By Reading A Poem By Shakespeare, But Then I Thought, Why Should I? He Never Reads Any Of Mine.