I Told You I Was

And God Said, 'let There Be Light' And There Was Light, But The Electricity Board Said He Would Have To Wait Until Thursday To Be Connected.

I Thought I'd Begin By Reading A Poem By Shakespeare, But Then I Thought, Why Should I? He Never Reads Any Of Mine.

Her Mother Was A Cultivated Woman - She Was Born In A Greenhouse

We Haven't Got A Plan So Nothing Can Go Wrong!

One Day The "don't Knows" Will Get In And Then Where Will We Be?