I Told You I Was

Any Man Can Be 62, But It Takes A Bus To Be 62a.

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.

Only On The Third Class Tourist Class Passengers' Deck Was It A Sultry Overcast Morning, But Then If You Do Things On The Cheap You Must Expect These Things.

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.