It Was A Tough School.

The Only Thing That Can Break A Piece Of Valentine Candy Is Another Piece Of Valentine Candy.

This Man's Wife Told Him, "for Christmas, Surprise Me." On Christmas Eve He Leaned Over Where She Was Sleeping And Said, "boo!"

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door.

We Owe A Lot To Thomas Edison - If It Wasn't For Him, We'd Be Watching Television By Candlelight.

Radio... That Wonderful Invention By Which I Can Reach Millions Of People... Who Fortunately Can't Reach Me.