Laughter Is The Best Medicine

It's Always Consoling To Know That Today's Christmas Gifts Are Tomorrow's Garage Sales.

My Son Has A Big Christmas Problem - What Do You Buy For A Father Who Has Everything And You're Using It?

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.

I Never Stole A Joke In My Life. I Just Find Them Before They're Lost.

I Bought My Son An Indestructible Toy. Yesterday He Left It In The Driveway. It Broke My Car.