Poverty Is Not A Disgrace,

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?

Valentine's Day - A Nice Holiday Because It's The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Wife.

All My Wife Wanted For Valentine's Day Was A Little Card - American Express.

My Wife Wants Something Foreign For Christmas - Like A Mexican Divorce.

I Like To Do Things For My Wife On Valentine's Day. I Open The Door For Her When She Puts Laundry In The Washing Machine.