Folk Who Don't Know Why

My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.

Los Angeles Is The Home Of The Three Little White Lies: "the Ferrari Is Paid For," "the Mortgage Is Assumable," And "it's Just A Cold Sore!

Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day - You Declare A Truce.

Laughter Is An Instant Vacation.