My Sister-in-law Found A Real

I Like To Do Things For My Wife On Valentine's Day. I Open The Door For Her When She Puts Laundry In The Washing Machine.

Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day - You Declare A Truce.

If Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?

The Human Brain Is Special. It Starts Working As Soon As You Get Up And It Doesn't Stop Until You Get To School.

What An Orchestra! They Just Sit There, But Their Minds Are Thousands Of Miles Away With Their Bookies.