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Now That Doctors Have Stopped Making House Calls, Lots Of Patients Now Have To Die Without Their Help.

Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day - You Declare A Truce.

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I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.