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We Owe A Lot To Thomas Edison - If It Wasn't For Him, We'd Be Watching Television By Candlelight.

War Toys Are Scary. They Have A Rocket Launcher With A Bayonet Attached, In Case You Miss.

This Is How It Is Today: The Teachers Are Afraid Of The Principals. The Principals Are Afraid Of The Superintendents. The Superintendents Are Afraid Of The Board Of Education. The Board Is Afraid Of The Parents. The Parents Are Afraid Of The Children. The Children Are Afraid Of Nothing!

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.

Marriage Is One Of The Few Institutions That Allow A Man To Do As His Wife Pleases.