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At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.

You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder Than Your Words.

I Was In A Department Store And I Saw A Weird-looking Gadget. I Asked The Young Saleslady What It Was. She Answered, "it Doesn't Do Anything. It's Just A Christmas Gift."

I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!