I Never Stole A Joke

Our Local Department Store Had Two Santas - One For Regular Kids And One For Kids Who Wanted Ten Toys Or Less.

A Man Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs And Somebody Rushes Over To Him And Asks, Did You Miss A Step? No, He Answers, I Hit Every One Of Them!

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?

It's Rough To Go Through Life With Your Contents Looking As If They Settled During Shipping.

I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works, How Then Come Mothers Have Only Two Hands