I Never Stole A Joke

I Take New Years With A Grain Of Salt And Three Aspirins.

They've Finally Come Up With The Perfect Office Computer. If It Makes A Mistake, It Blames Another Computer.

Remember When You Had Your Face Lifted... And The Guy Brought It Back.

I Don't Date Women My Age. There Aren't Any.

Do You Realise That Eve Was The Only Woman Who Ever Took A Man's Side?