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My Wife Wants Something Foreign For Christmas - Like A Mexican Divorce.

A Young Man Fills Out An Application For A Job And Does Well Until He Gets To The Last Question, "who Should We Notify In Case Of An Accident?" He Mulls It Over And Then Writes, "anybody In Sight!"

You Look Like A Normal Person, If You Can Find A Normal Person Who Wants To Look Like That.

Valentine's Day Is The Day When You Remember That Cupid Was A Lousy Shot.

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?