Nowadays, When A Speaker Tells

He Was Such A Bad Writer, They Revoked His Poetic License.

Do You Realise That Eve Was The Only Woman Who Ever Took A Man's Side?

For Every Studen With A Spark Of Brilliance, There Are About Ten With Ignition Trouble.

My Son Really Has The Spirit Of Valentine's Day. When He Was In College, He Used To Send His Mother A Heart-shaped Box Of Laundry.

I Take New Years With A Grain Of Salt And Three Aspirins.