It's Rough To Go Through

At The Christmas Party, The Secretary With The Long Red Hair Ate Three Pickles, And Four Salesmen Panicked.

Folk Who Don't Know Why America Is The Land Of Promise Should Be Here During An Election Campaign.

An Adult Western Is Where The Hero Still Kisses His Horse At The End, Only Now He Worries About It.

I Can't Tell You His Age, But When He Was Born The Wonder Drug Was Mercurochrome.

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.