Sex At Eighty-four Is Terrific,

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

I Just Filled Out My Income Tax Forms. Who Says You Can't Get Killed By A Blank?

I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works, How Then Come Mothers Have Only Two Hands

I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh To Live.

I Take New Years With A Grain Of Salt And Three Aspirins.