At Eighty-two, I Feel Like

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.

If Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?

Valentine's Day - A Nice Holiday Because It's The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Wife.

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.

My Wife And I Have A Perfect Understanding. I Don't Try To Run Her Life, And I Don't Try To Run Mine.