Do You Realise That Eve

Do You Want To Feel Insecure? Count The Number Of Christmas Cards You Sent Out, And Then Count Those You Received.

Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day - You Declare A Truce.

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.

It's Always Consoling To Know That Today's Christmas Gifts Are Tomorrow's Garage Sales.

I Was In A Department Store And I Saw A Weird-looking Gadget. I Asked The Young Saleslady What It Was. She Answered, "it Doesn't Do Anything. It's Just A Christmas Gift."