Just Remember, Golf Is Flog

Marriage Is One Of The Few Institutions That Allow A Man To Do As His Wife Pleases.

Jews Don't Drink Much Because It Interferes With Their Suffering.

Committee - A Group Of Men Who Keep Minutes And Waste Hours.

I Can't Tell You His Age, But When He Was Born The Wonder Drug Was Mercurochrome.

I Never Stole A Joke In My Life. I Just Find Them Before They're Lost.