Valentine's Day Is The Day

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works, How Then Come Mothers Have Only Two Hands

The Last Time I Saw Marilyn Was In Late 1959, When I Appeared In Let's Make Love At Fox. The Wide-eyed Marilyn I Had First Known Was Gone. This Marilyn Was More Beautiful Than Ever.

Anytime A Person Goes Into A Delicatessen And Orders A Pastrami On White Bread, Somewhere A Jew Dies.

Talk About Cheap - On Christmas Eve, My Neighbour Shoots Off Three Blanks And Tells His Kids Santa Claus Just Committed Suicide.