I Bought My Mother-in-law A

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My Wife Sent Me A Valentine Card That Said, "take My Heart, Take My Lips, Take My Soul." That's Just Like Her. She Kept The Good Parts For Herself.

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My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

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