On Valentine's Day, I Wired

The Last Time I Saw Marilyn Was In Late 1959, When I Appeared In Let's Make Love At Fox. The Wide-eyed Marilyn I Had First Known Was Gone. This Marilyn Was More Beautiful Than Ever.

I Bought My Son An Indestructible Toy. Yesterday He Left It In The Driveway. It Broke My Car.

The Company Accountant Is Shy And Retiring. He's Shy A Quarter Of A Million Dollars. That's Why He's Retiring.

I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!

Your Marriage Is In Trouble If Your Wife Says, 'you're Only Interested In One Thing,' And You Can't Remember What It Is.