I Like To Think Of

I Bought My Kid An Educational Toy To Help Him Make It Through Life. No Matter How You Put It Together, It's Wrong.

It Was A Tough School. The Kids On The Debating Team Took Steroids!

Money Can't Buy You Happiness. It Just Helps You Look For It In More Places.

In The Suburbs It's Hard To Buy Your Christmas Gifts Early In The Year. You Never Know Who Your Friends Will Be In December.

I Like To Think Of Myself As The Middleman Between Fred Allen And Henny Youngman.