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I Gave My Wife A Gift Certificate For Christmas. She Ran Out To Exchange It For A Bigger Size.
-Milton Berle
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I Gave My Wife A

Milton Berle
I Gave My Wife A Gift Certificate For Christmas. She Ran Out To Exchange It For A Bigger Size.
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