The Only Thing That Can

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"

A Man Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs And Somebody Rushes Over To Him And Asks, Did You Miss A Step? No, He Answers, I Hit Every One Of Them!

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.

Los Angeles Is The Home Of The Three Little White Lies: "the Ferrari Is Paid For," "the Mortgage Is Assumable," And "it's Just A Cold Sore!

Do You Realise That Eve Was The Only Woman Who Ever Took A Man's Side?