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Santa Is Having A Tough Time This Year. Last Year He Deducted Eight Billion For Gifts, And The Irs Wants An Itemized List

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.

My Wife Is A Real Puritan. She Thinks Licking The Stamp On The Envelope Of A Valentine Is Foreplay.

Our Tree Was So Puny We Used Orthopedic Bulbs.

There Are A Lot Of Things Money Can't Buy. Not One Of Them Is On My Son's List.