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For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

We Owe A Lot To Thomas Edison - If It Wasn't For Him, We'd Be Watching Television By Candlelight.

Jews Don't Drink Much Because It Interferes With Their Suffering.

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

I Bought My Mother-in-law A Beautiful Chair For Christmas, But She Won't Let Me Plug It In.