For Christmas The Just Came

For Every Studen With A Spark Of Brilliance, There Are About Ten With Ignition Trouble.

I Wanted To Get The Guy Who Works Next To Me In The Office Something He Really Wants, But How Do You Wrap Up A Saloon?

Do You Want To Feel Insecure? Count The Number Of Christmas Cards You Sent Out, And Then Count Those You Received.

I Feel Like Zsa Zsa Gabor's Sixth Husband. I Know What I'm Supposed To Do, But I Don't Know How To Make It Interesting.

Laughter Is An Instant Vacation.