Jews Don't Drink Much Because

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.

My Doctor Told Me That Jogging Could Add Years To My Life. I Think He Was Right. I Feel Ten Years Older Already.

My Wife Sent Me A Valentine Card That Said, "take My Heart, Take My Lips, Take My Soul." That's Just Like Her. She Kept The Good Parts For Herself.

My Son Asked For Very Little - A Kickstand, With A Motorcycle Attached.

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!