Jews Don't Drink Much Because

The Problem With Life Is, By The Time You Can Read Women Like A Book, Your Library Card Has Expired.

A Young Man Fills Out An Application For A Job And Does Well Until He Gets To The Last Question, "who Should We Notify In Case Of An Accident?" He Mulls It Over And Then Writes, "anybody In Sight!"

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door, But Only As Long As It's Not Visible From The Street.