My Doctor Told Me That

I'd Rather Be A Could-be If I Cannot Be An Are; Because A Could-be Is A Maybe Who Is Reaching For A Star. I'd Rather Be A Has-been Than A Might-have-been, By Far; For A Might Have-been Has Never Been, But A Has Was Once An Are.

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!

My Wife And I Have A Perfect Understanding. I Don't Try To Run Her Life, And I Don't Try To Run Mine.

You Look Like A Normal Person, If You Can Find A Normal Person Who Wants To Look Like That.