It's That I Wasn't Suited

I Learned The First Night That Ihop's Not The Place To Order Fish.

I Tolerate Lactose Like I Tolerate People.

I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The Toupee People.

You Know, When You Do Standup There Are Certain Requirements That You Have To Do Like You Have To Go On Stage And When You Get Introduced You Have To Say "hey,how Ya Doin'? How Are Ya?" I Couldn't Do It. It Was False.

I'm A Walking, Talking Enigma. We're A Dying Breed.