I'm A Walking, Talking Enigma.

If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would Still Be Miserable - But Not As Miserable.

The Closest I Ever Came To Death Was Masturbating With A 104-degree Temperature.

Golf And Dating Don't Mix.

You Write About What You Know.

Switzerland Is A Place Where They Don't Like To Fight, So They Get People To Do Their Fighting For Them While They Ski And Eat Chocolate.