I'm A Walking, Talking Enigma.

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.

You Know, When You Do Standup There Are Certain Requirements That You Have To Do Like You Have To Go On Stage And When You Get Introduced You Have To Say "hey,how Ya Doin'? How Are Ya?" I Couldn't Do It. It Was False.

I Was Planning On My Future As A Homeless Person. I Had A Really Good Spot Picked Out.

You Know Who Wears Sunglasses Inside? Blind People And Assholes.

Pretty Good. Pretttttttty, Pretttttttttty, Pretttttty Good.