Golf And Dating Don't Mix.

Hitler Really Ruined That Mustache For Everybody. It’s Really An Interesting Mustache, But Now, No One Can Wear It.

Trying On Pants Is One Of The Most Humiliating Things A Man Can Suffer That Doesn't Involve A Woman.

I Find Human Contact Repulsive.

I Learned The First Night That Ihop's Not The Place To Order Fish.

I Need To Be On Drugs To Connect With Nature.